Biology Marine Biologists Confirm Mermaid That Washed Up On Shore Had Stomach Full Of Thing-A-Ma-Bobs September 13, 2024 James Island
Biology Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard June 10, 2024 Lexa Graham A local sparrow was stunned after a DNA test revealed that 90% of his genetics are from something called a “Tonga Ground Skink” and not from a Tyrannosaurus rex, as his family has claimed for generations.
Biology Super Bacteria Mock New Antibiotics By Spelling Out “That All You Got?” Under Microscope May 30, 2024 George Burgess The super bacteria call the microbiologist’s attempts at assassinating their colony “pathetic”
Environment Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains July 2, 2019 Amar Singh Since it’s mostly plastic at this point, maybe we just give up on calling it The Ocean
Research PhD Student Celebrates Paying Thousands Of Dollars To Write A Paper Only 17 People Will Read April 18, 2019 Lexa Graham “I come from the lower-middle class, so I knew academia was my path to getting six figures,” said Williams, “I just thought it would be in salary.”
Astronomy Neptune’s Newly Discovered Moon “Hippocamp” To Be Given Cruel Nickname By Popular Girl Moons April 17, 2019 Craig Fay Neptune, for it’s part, shouted “don’t make me come out there” when it heard the moons bickering in its orbit.
Engineering Engineers Develop Prosthetic Hand For Amputees Who Just Want To Stare At Their Hands While High April 14, 2019 Darren Springer “The standard prosthetic is far smoother than the average human hand, and lacks the wrinkles, hair and pockmarks that really blow your fucking mind”
Chemistry How Did This Particle Get So Alpha? He Swears By Having Two Protons and Two Neutrons April 12, 2019 Lexa Graham
