Astronomy Neptune’s Newly Discovered Moon “Hippocamp” To Be Given Cruel Nickname By Popular Girl Moons April 17, 2019 Craig Fay Neptune, for it’s part, shouted “don’t make me come out there” when it heard the moons bickering in its orbit.
Engineering Engineers Develop Prosthetic Hand For Amputees Who Just Want To Stare At Their Hands While High April 14, 2019 Darren Springer “The standard prosthetic is far smoother than the average human hand, and lacks the wrinkles, hair and pockmarks that really blow your fucking mind”
Chemistry How Did This Particle Get So Alpha? He Swears By Having Two Protons and Two Neutrons April 12, 2019 Lexa Graham
Biology Scientists Confirm ‘We Have No Goddamn Idea’ Whether Chocolate Is Good Or Bad For You April 11, 2019 Editor
Astronomy Supermassive Black Hole Absorbs Large Portions Of Your Facebook Timeline April 10, 2019 James Island
Biology To My Queen: Yes, I Am A Drone Bee, But I Am More Than Just Your Sex Slave April 10, 2019 Marc Hallworth My name is Rodney Thomas Squance, and although I am a drone in your colony, there’s a lot more to me than my sticky bee ejaculate.
Environment Top Climatologist Says Reversing Global Warming Won’t Bring His Ex-Wife Allison Back, So Who Cares? April 9, 2019 Darren Springer
Research Amazing! This $300 Required Textbook Was Made Using Just 0.05% Of Class Material April 7, 2019 Lexa Graham