Environment New Climate Change Solution? Man Suggests Flipping Earth To Cold Side February 4, 2019 Lexa Graham “I was making pancakes and realized the side closest to the heat keeps getting all burnt up… why haven’t scientists used that idea to stop climate change yet?”
Physics Physicists Draft Zion Williamson To Stress-Test Fabric of Spacetime February 1, 2019 Lexa Graham
Engineering Climate Scientists Clarify That Driving A Washed Car Doesn’t Qualify As Using “Clean Energy” January 31, 2019 Marc Hallworth “I know people mean well, but ironically, the constant use of car-washes is actually an enormous waste of resources”
Research Researcher Excited For Decades Of Research To Be Completely Misinterpreted By Media January 22, 2019 Lexa Graham “It’s an honor to have so many people read about all my hard work and come to a completely wrong conclusion about any real-world applications”
Biology Scientists Confirm Insect With Longest Recorded Lifespan Is That Noisy Fly In Your Kitchen January 5, 2019 Isabel Zaw-Tun
Astronomy Tragic! Rocket Scientists Break Up Over Thrust Issues December 8, 2018 Amar Singh “Being with him was a real Challenger”
Protocols Protocol: Transforming Funding Cuts Into More Efficient Mental Breakdowns November 15, 2018 Editor The loss of desperately needed money can easily be converted into an increased stress load with the right tools.
Protocols Protocol: Calibrating The Office Coffee To Match The Office Sadness September 24, 2018 Lexa Graham Our protocol ensures that the mouthfeel of your morning coffee requires exactly as much teeth grinding as your 10am meeting.
