Biology 17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine November 14, 2024 Marc Hallworth “I only read the pre-lab five minutes ago, I don’t know how this thing works at all. It’s the size of a rhino and apparently pretty fragile.”
Biology Marine Biologists Confirm Mermaid That Washed Up On Shore Had Stomach Full Of Thing-A-Ma-Bobs September 13, 2024 James Island
Biology Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard June 10, 2024 Lexa Graham A local sparrow was stunned after a DNA test revealed that 90% of his genetics are from something called a “Tonga Ground Skink” and not from a Tyrannosaurus rex, as his family has claimed for generations.
Environment Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains July 2, 2019 Amar Singh Since it’s mostly plastic at this point, maybe we just give up on calling it The Ocean
Environment Illegal Logging Company Says It Was Just Checking Out The Age Of All Those Trees March 18, 2019 Editor
Astronomy Physicists Discover Dark Matter Has Harder Time Finding Employment March 16, 2019 Leonard Chan One employer, who preferred to remain anonymous, asked, “how can I hire matter I can’t even detect?”
Engineering Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40 February 14, 2019 Lexa Graham Women were carefully collected from Wine & Paint nights and Lifetime Channel movie auditions, then spun into fabrics using a converted SoulCycle gym.
Astronomy Astronomers Warn That Grad Student’s “Papers to Read” Folder Is Gathering So Much Density That It Could Collapse Into A Black Hole November 16, 2024 Jeffrey Letourneau
Research Lab Run by AI Fails the Turing Test After All Students Report That They Are Happy October 18, 2024 Vince LiCata
Biology PPE “Kinda Optional” In This Lab Reports Scarred, Fluorescent Lab Technician October 17, 2024 Annie Tek
Research Oops! I Accidentally Submitted To A Predatory Journal And Now It’s Hunting Me For Sport October 16, 2024 Editor
Chemistry Unlabeled Bottle in Chemistry Lab “Definitely Acid of Some Kind” According to Undergrad Whose Hands Are Burning October 15, 2024 Jimmy Carl
News & Views Competitive Faculty Position Selection Process Includes Chalk Talk, Brutal Gladiator-Style Combat October 11, 2024 Annie Tek
Medicine First Year Psych Student Confidently Diagnoses Friend With Disorder She Just Learned Existed October 10, 2024 Lexa Graham she has now diagnosed as many mental illnesses in the past month that would take a trained psychologist at least a decade
Engineering Study Finds The Best Way To Fix The Printer Is To Throw That Fucking Thing Out And Buy Another One October 10, 2024 Taylor Crooks
Chemistry Oops! School’s Periodic Table Is Missing All The Newly Discovered Elements And Also Important Ones Like Carbon September 26, 2024 Lexa Graham
