Eureka? Top 10 Things To Exclaim When You’ve Made A Scientific Discovery!

Hallworth, M. et al.

Today’s the day, the results of your experiment are finally about to reveal themselves, but you’ve got nothing to say! “Eureka” has already been taken by… that guy, so here are ten other options for you!

“Boomshakalaka!”

Anyone who ever played NBA Jam will be so impressed with you. It’s possible someone will even follow it up by shouting “from downtown!” or “he’s on fire!”

“Werf It!”

You’ve been in that lab for a while, you’ll want people to know it was all “werf it!”

“Yabba-dabba-doo!”

This one’s great if your experiment had something to do with rocks. It’s ESPECIALLY good if you can then immediately jump out the window and slide down a dinosaur.

“Bazinga!”

Modern day nerds will love this one! The only problem is that you’ll need to keep saying it for twelve more years.

“Cowabunga!”

Another great one for 90s kids. If your experiment involved turtles, it would be illegal NOT to use it.

“In your face, Dad!”

This one might just come out naturally. If you DO use it, perhaps you should think about going to a therapist. 

“OhPleaseGodLetThisWorkMyFamilyHasntSeenMeInWeeks!”

Yeah… yeah you’ve been working too hard. 

“Ta-Da!”

Hey, it works for magicians!

“Olé!”

Hey, it works for Spanish magicians!

“You-reek-a!”

This one’s great because people will think you’re stealing an old classic, until they figure out that you’ve insulted them. 

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Marc Hallworth

Marc Hallworth has been part of NXNE, SiriusXM Radio's “Canada Laughs,” and was chosen as the host for part of the 2015 PanAm Games. His sketch troupe Vest of Friends was named Best-of-the-Fest at the 2016 Toronto SketchFest and the 2015 Montreal SketchFest, and one of Bite.ca's “10 Canadian Sketch Troupes You Need To See Right Now.”

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Marc Hallworth has been part of NXNE, SiriusXM Radio's “Canada Laughs,” and was chosen as the host for part of the 2015 PanAm Games. His sketch troupe Vest of Friends was named Best-of-the-Fest at the 2016 Toronto SketchFest and the 2015 Montreal SketchFest, and one of Bite.ca's “10 Canadian Sketch Troupes You Need To See Right Now.”