Physics

The charismatic quark has amassed a large following of elementary disciples using what researchers are calling the ‘strong narcissistic force’.

“I almost gave myself regular depression working on this,” admitted one scientist, “but thankfully it is now the robot, not me, that wants to kill itself.”

“The laws of matter and mechanics are nothing compared to the inner workings of the boards that award research grants.”

The woman in question did not blind me with science. Rather, despite her repeated warnings against it, I blinded myself by staring directly into the sun during a solar eclipse.