Engineering

“I almost gave myself regular depression working on this,” admitted one scientist, “but thankfully it is now the robot, not me, that wants to kill itself.”

Despite the general public’s acceptance that the egg-laying mammalian monstrosity evolved naturally, the group fears their discovery may be inevitable.

“83% is a decent enough mark to base the rest of my life on.”

Critics are taking aim at the solar industry after an investigation revealed that no woman has ever spoken on any of the world’s solar panels.

“I worry that the inclusion of “aromatic hydrocarbons” implies the issue was mostly due to their strong smell, and not the extremely high risk of cancer.”