Articles by Lexa Graham

Just a quick hit of your graph’s flawless curves will allow me to survive another year of statistical insignificance!

“Trust me, you don’t need to remember more than four seconds back to figure out that existence is suffering”

“We were facing a tough quarter, and we needed a revenue booster, and someone suggested Vitamin D as a joke”

“I can swim into any ocean and not be questioned about whether or not I belong”

While there were no casualties, all staff agreed they’d rather die in a real volcano than have to see another baking soda one.

Microbiologist Dr. Leila Chu has dazzled once again with her new biofilm “The Growth of Pathogenic Pseudomonas aeruginosa On Hospital Catheters”

With the rise in conspiracy theories, so rises your extended family’s interest and “knowledge” in all things space! There may be a point during your next family gather where someone will proclaim “The moon doesn’t rotate! Otherwise we’d see the dark side!” Congratulations! It is now your job to provide a simple but informative lesson on gravity and centripetal force.