Articles by Lexa Graham

The would-be recipient shocked her doctors after she rejected the face of donor Karen Wright, a 49-year-old five out of ten.

The new species have been classified as “abominations” by marine biologists.

“I was making pancakes and realized the side closest to the heat keeps getting all burnt up… why haven’t scientists used that idea to stop climate change yet?”

“I know people mean well, but ironically, the constant use of car-washes is actually an enormous waste of resources”

“It’s an honor to have so many people read about all my hard work and come to a completely wrong conclusion about any real-world applications”

“Being with him was a real Challenger”

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