Physics Theoretical Physicist Sadly Also Receiving Theoretical Salary August 29, 2019 Vicky Richards “The laws of matter and mechanics are nothing compared to the inner workings of the boards that award research grants.”
Biology Microbiologist’s Presentation On E. Coli Increasingly Devolving Into A PowerPoint On How Cute Bacteria Are August 28, 2019 Allison Gasparini She began by giving everyone a discount code for her “Googl-E. coli” dolls, which were just pom-poms with googly eyes”
Biology Jawless, Parasitic Fish Joins The Cast Of The View August 27, 2019 Darren Springer “we at The View pride ourselves on the diversity of the voices featured on our program”
Astronomy Disney+ Acquires NASA And Announces Live Action Remake Of The Moon Landing August 25, 2019 Rob Ito Disney is likely hoping the cult following from the original film will translate into box office success.
Astronomy Whoa! Astrophysicists Confirm That The Galaxy’s Most Powerful Dark Energy Is Located Inside This Middle-School Diary August 20, 2019 Allison Gasparini The most powerful source of dark energy in the journal comes from a poem entitled “When I First Saw You On Omegle.”
Research QUIZ: Which Dead And Wrong Scientist Are You? August 19, 2019 Lexa Graham You thought scientists were always right???
Astronomy Paleobiologists Confirm Primordial Soup Could Have Used A Bit More Garlic August 15, 2019 Vicky Richards
Chemistry Nutritionists Recommend Replacing Deep-Fried Chocolate-Dipped Bacon-Wrapped Ice Cream Sundaes with Baked Chocolate-Dipped Bacon-Wrapped Ice Cream Sundaes August 2, 2019 Darren Springer It cuts down on calories, saturated fat, and cholesterol by as much as ‘some,’”
