Month: April 2019

“I started to realize I wasn’t just catching a cold, I was catching feels.”

With the rise in conspiracy theories, so rises your extended family’s interest and “knowledge” in all things space! There may be a point during your next family gather where someone will proclaim “The moon doesn’t rotate! Otherwise we’d see the dark side!” Congratulations! It is now your job to provide a simple but informative lesson on gravity and centripetal force.

“The textbook is so outdated that his SAT test scores won’t even get him into a safety school. But by 1857 standards? He’s an absolute savant.”

BLE could alter our current understanding of how RNT-bearing pRKL-b interacts with CRILDR components through a system of UPdva (and, less commonly, the homologous UPdvb)… Everyone gone? Perfect, now I can speak freely: Man oh MAN butts are awesome, right?

“I come from the lower-middle class, so I knew academia was my path to getting six figures,” said Williams, “I just thought it would be in salary.”

Neptune, for it’s part, shouted “don’t make me come out there” when it heard the moons bickering in its orbit.